Maid Day 02

Maids for the maid god! Or, at the very least, girls in frilly, vaguely maid-like clothing, which is good enough for me. My previous Maid Day post has an explanation of how the phenomenon started.

On another note, all of my previous content has been restored! I am considering recreating all the old batch release posts, but I am undecided as of now. Thank you once again to the kind soul who had the foresight to save everything locally for me; I am now archiving everything on my site, should my backups fail or the site go down. Doing the restoration process manually was certainly time consuming, but it allowed me to reminisce, as well as do small maintenance tasks like fix dead links, avoid images which I later fixed and double-check the categories on each post. What a trip down memory lane, tedious though it was.

With the restoration and archiving done, I will likely next focus on a new theme for the site. I like tradition and I do not care for change for the sake of change, but my current WordPress theme is almost nine years old and there is a world of difference between the web of 2010 and now, not the least of which is the rise in mobile usage. The theme does not adhere to the principles of responsive design, nor is it mobile-friendly, making the site nearly unusable on anything but a computer. Crotchety and disdainful as I may be, it is clear that mobile compatibility is valued by users and search engines alike.

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Batch Release for April 2019

Here are all the images posted from the start of April to now. No images that have not appeared on the blog or the original June 2010 archive will ever be included in the batch releases, ensuring that all releases are standardized. If you have been keeping up and have all the images from March 2019, download the incremental pack. Otherwise, download the complete pack to get all the images I have edited. Featured here is the image which I liked the most from this month in editing.

This is an outdated release; check here for an up to date batch release.
Batch Collection 04-2019 Complete:
MediaFire
Yandex Disk
Mega

Batch Collection 04-2019 Incremental:
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Yandex Disk
Mega

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No, You’re a Nation 02

I take a great deal of enjoyment from my silly post titles. Anyway, here’s plenty of images with hot piss, should that be your thing.

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Miura Takehiro – Double Ring: Itsuwari no Kusuriyubi

This is a first, for many reasons. This is the first commercial H-manga I have edited (all the rest have been doujins). This is the first time I have ever actually paid for H-manga (before I uploaded it, the raws for Chapter 4 were either resized bullshit or mediocre scans, but Chapters 1-3 had good digital sources). This is the first time I have ever needed to typeset the sound of farting (other sound effects which are not plot-critical are left untranslated, as is my standard). This is also the longest manga I have edited, at 76 pages. And I did it all to satisfy a very special Dick.

The Dick Show is a podcast which is the highlight of my week and if there’s one thing I know about its host Dick Masterson, it’s that he likes ridiculously huge anime titties, so I picked out a manga that has boobs galore. I figure that now is as good of a time as any for a present, given that recently he did not receive a visa to Australia on time, fucking up what were supposed to have been his first live shows outside of the US. If you appreciate funny, fiery and at times surprisingly insightful rage, give his podcast a listen.

And you know what makes me a rage? The fucking moiré effect. This fucking horseshit wastes so much of my goddamn time, it’s incredible. I hate it more than semi-transparent speech bubbles. It shows up all the time in scans and it’s particularly bad in grayscale pages. It’s a pain in the ass to get right. You need to very precisely line up the dot pattern when removing the original Japanese text or else the whole thing ends up looking like total garbage. Not fucking it up requires staring at a sea of stupid dots that otherwise look identical, hunting for a magical box of correctly-aligned pixels until your eyes feel like they’re about to fucking bleed. But how can the slow death of my vision possibly compare to the satisfaction of a job whole-assed? Enjoy!

Miura Takehiro – Double Ring: Itsuwari no Kusuriyubi:
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Happy 4/20

At least millions of dead white people resulted in some cute anime girls nearly 80 years later. Happy birthday, Hitler.

Update: It turns out that I had edited the image with Prinz Eugen holding the beers back in a KanColle-themed post from November 2015. However, I did not notice my mistake because I somehow failed to upload the original to Gelbooru, meaning that a reverse image search turned up nothing; I only found the duplicate when preparing the batch release. The duplicate image has been replaced by one of Graf Zeppelin in the same spot at the end of the gallery.

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Trap Maids 02

Consider this preparation for Maid Day next month with actual women.

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Batch Release for March 2019

Here are all the images posted from the start of March to now. No images that have not appeared on the blog or the original June 2010 archive will ever be included in the batch releases, ensuring that all releases are standardized. If you have been keeping up and have all the images from February 2019, download the incremental pack. Otherwise, download the complete pack to get all the images I have edited. Featured here is the image which I liked the most from this month in editing.

This is an outdated release; check here for an up to date batch release.
Batch Collection 03-2019 Complete:
MediaFire
Yandex Disk
Mega

Batch Collection 03-2019 Incremental:
MediaFire
Yandex Disk
Mega

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Scoop of Vanilla 11

I have been gradually recreating even more old posts. As of time of writing, I have now caught up to May 2015. At this rate, I should be completely caught up before too long.

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Perfect Posteriors 02

This post was meant to go up quite a while ago, but other things got in the way. Have a healthy serving of butts.

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Batch Release for February 2019

Here are all the images posted from the start of February to now. No images that have not appeared on the blog or the original June 2010 archive will ever be included in the batch releases, ensuring that all releases are standardized. If you have been keeping up and have all the images from January 2019, download the incremental pack. Otherwise, download the complete pack to get all the images I have edited. Featured here is the image which I liked the most from this month in editing.

This is an outdated release; check here for an up to date batch release.
Batch Collection 02-2019 Complete:
MediaFire
Yandex Disk
Mega

Batch Collection 02-2019 Incremental:
MediaFire
Yandex Disk
Mega

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