Because another Monday is always around the corner. The first image contains another haiku; the translation I found was prose, but it was easy to adapt to a haiku in English. The image is also a high-res replacement for a low-res version of essentially the same image (the two versions have minor text differences) sourced from none other than Twitter.
In searching for Valentine’s Day images, I came across images involving chocolate on futa cocks. I had to pass, for such filth has no place here. This is a wholesome holiday only to be enjoyed by pure maidens and their future husbands.