I didn’t expect that this would become an iterative feature, but I was doing a Vocaloid update and realized I only had Miku images. Talk about happy coincidences.
A few notes: First of all, the misspelling of “new year” was indeed intentional in both my version and the original Japanese. Second, someone should invent a lock that is opened by the owner’s penis. Along with the author of the comic, at least one other artist has thought of such an idea. Make the dick-key a reality, Japan.
Update: Ironic; I discuss intentional misspellings and make a spelling mistake anyway in that same image. Changed “treat my well” to the correct “treat me well” in the new year image.