Batch Release for March 2020

Here are all the images posted from the start of March to now. No images that have not appeared on the blog or the original June 2010 archive will ever be included in the batch releases, ensuring that all releases are standardized. If you have been keeping up and have all the images from February 2020, download the incremental pack. Otherwise, download the complete pack to get all the images I have edited. Featured here is the image which I liked the most from this month in editing.

Batch Collection 03-2020 Complete:
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Yandex Disk
Mega

Batch Collection 03-2020 Incremental:
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Mega

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Artist Spotlight: Oouso

I found Oouso through his OL-chan images, which feature a young woman who really, really does not want to go to work. It is a shame that he is so into feet, since I think he draws great butts, but does not focus on them and draws far too little anal, given the quality of the butts.

In other news, I have started work to migrate this site to a static site built using Hugo. I have worked hard to keep my attack surface low, but I do worry a lot about vulnerabilities that affect WordPress sites, mostly due to terribly-written plugins. For as little functionality as this blog has, at this point I see no compelling reason to keep it on WordPress. The site performs poorly in a Lighthouse Audit and the are several obvious reasons. For one, I am using an old theme, which has no responsive features. The Web is a very different place than it was when I started in 2010 and in a world where the majority of Internet traffic now comes from phones, a non-responsive site gets absolutely fucked in search rankings. The issues due to the theme, WordPress as a whole and my own bad decisions about how I organize content would require more effort to fix than I could ever care to expend for one of the worst ecosystems imaginable. So if I’m going to do something, I may as well do it right and static site generators seem like the best path forward. They are certainly not for everyone, but as someone who thinks nothing of writing a custom WordPress-to-Markdown post converter, I can safely say that the technological barrier does not faze me. I hope to have the conversion done and deployed within a month or two.

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Chinese Dresses and Chinese Viruses

The sequel to my last post about Chinese dresses comes as a growing portion of the world is on lockdown due to the one and only coronavirus. The boomer reaper, the Wu flu, the health hazard from Hubei. I figure if we’re all going to be forcibly locked up in our houses by increasingly authoritarian governments, we may as well have some appropriately-themed titillation. So sit back, relax, polish off your government-provided snake or bat soup (your choice!) and ease into the nightly curfew with some images of sexy anime ladies donning medical masks or cheongsams. That bulge in your pants is one curve you won’t want to flatten. Just remember to keep your voice down while you’re having fun; you wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of the armed men welding your door shut. Better safe than sorry, as they say.

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Batch Release for February 2020

Here are all the images posted from the start of February to now. No images that have not appeared on the blog or the original June 2010 archive will ever be included in the batch releases, ensuring that all releases are standardized. If you have been keeping up and have all the images from January 2020, download the incremental pack. Otherwise, download the complete pack to get all the images I have edited. Featured here is the image which I liked the most from this month in editing.

This is an outdated release; check here for an up to date batch release.
Batch Collection 02-2020 Complete:
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Yandex Disk
Mega

Batch Collection 02-2020 Incremental:
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Ladies Drinking

Remember, they’re not just women who are getting drunk, they’re women with a plan.

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Happy Valentine’s Day

Anon, ai rabu yuu!

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Batch Release for January 2020

Here are all the images posted from the start of January to now. No images that have not appeared on the blog or the original June 2010 archive will ever be included in the batch releases, ensuring that all releases are standardized. If you have been keeping up and have all the images from December 2019, download the incremental pack. Otherwise, download the complete pack to get all the images I have edited. Featured here is the image which I liked the most from this month in editing.

This is an outdated release; check here for an up to date batch release.
Batch Collection 01-2020 Complete:
MediaFire
Yandex Disk
Mega

Batch Collection 01-2020 Incremental:
MediaFire
Yandex Disk
Mega

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Follow-Ups and Fixes 08

These images are all follow-ups from the various Christmas posts this year, with the exception of the Momoka image, which I considered editing for the loli post, but decided against doing at the time.

I have not made a post since Christmastime mainly due to my attention being elsewhere, mostly on the Interplanetary Panda. The time I have spent recently has involved familiarizing myself with frontend technologies, which is a brand new world to me. I have a very basic proof of concept for the gallery page working, but there is still a lot left to do before I consider the project ready for any sort of public exposure.

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Post-Christmas review

This marks the end of my tenth Christmas of editing. It is really surprising how fast time can move when there are a lot of things on your plate. I felt like this year I started work on the Christmas images earlier than I ever have, while also finishing later than I ever have. There was thankfully only one image that I accidentally did twice. I normally recognize immediately images I have edited in the past, but as my body of work grows (over 3,000 images and counting), it has become easier and easier to find the same image and accidentally do it a second time years later, especially if the image required little effort to do in the first place. This is evidenced by the fact that all of my duplicate issues have arisen in basically the past two years. It is a very odd problem to have, but a nice one when you think about it.

And as always, the Twelve Days of Christmas start on the 25th.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, Torsten gave to me

Twelve lolis screwing,
Eleven traps pretending,
Ten futas stroking,
Nine lesbians lusting,
Eight ladies celebrating,
Seven sisters tempting,
Six women sucking,
Five tsunderes,
Four festive gals,
Three huge racks,
Two moeblobs,
And a posing Santa loli

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